There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
When I was little I looked like Augustus Gloop………
It really fucking sucks that my friends never want to hang out with me anymore. I’ve always tried my hardest to go out of my way to see them and they never do the same to me. A lot of the time (like tonight) they would all hang out together and not invite me. It really fucking sucks feeling like I’m not part of the group anymore.
Know how this feels.